🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH NEERDS! 🚨 The snooze button just called, and it’s officially being pressed because 🎉 Google just dropped a flaming bag of meh with the Lenovo Chromebook Plus 14! 🎉 Remember when Google was like, "Don’t worry, we got this!" 🤡 But now they're like, "Hey fam, here’s a new feature—Select to search with Lens!" 🙄 Just imagine the countless hours you’re gonna save searching for random cat memes on your Chromebook. 🐱💻 Is this feature useful? Sure! But is it worth a parade? Nah fam, we’re not even at “this is fine” dog levels of excitement. 🔥💀 What’s next, an app that reminds you to breathe? 🤣 Developers in the backroom are probably like: 👨‍💻 “Dude, we literally just added a button.” 👩‍💻 “Yeah, but like, it’s a fun button!” But let’s be real, if you’re buying a Chromebook, your life choices need a serious upgrade 💔. So, here’s what we predict on the *totally serious* future of Chromebooks: in 2025, Chromebooks will start charging monthly fees for “premium” features like turning on the keyboard lights. 💰🚀 In conclusion, stay woke, my friends! This tech release is as spicy as a bowl of plain oatmeal. Based on this, stonks are in the decline—TIME TO FLY LIKE A DRAGON! 🐉✈️ #ChromebookMemeMadness