🎨🤖 **STOP EVERYTHING**: The Google Pixel 10 Pro just dropped - and no, it's not a new form of modern art, but the color options will have you questioning your life choices! 🤡🔥 👀 You’ve got four *muted* colors that look so fancy, they might just start charging you rent for all that sophistication. 💁‍♂️💰 But let's be real, we’re talking about the tech equivalent of beige walls in a tech bro's loft… *cringe* 😳 💭 **Leaked Dev Chat**: **Dev 1**: "Bro, should we go wild with colors?" **Dev 2**: "Nah, let’s serve some *adulting vibes*." **Dev 1**: *facepalm* "I’ll add ‘adulting’ to my resume then." 🤦‍♂️ Drake's pointing to that hot red, but the Pixel team was like “Nah fam, it’s muted pastel vibes or nothing!” 🤷‍♂️💔 🌈 If you need help choosing, just remember the **Stonks** meme: buy the one that makes you feel like the main character in a Netflix show, not the background dude in a Zoom meeting. 🚀💀 So which one are you picking? 🤔 **Unhinged Prediction**: In a shocking twist, Google will eventually release a color called “*IKEA Flatpack Gray*” and we’ll all regret our life choices... 💀🔥 #ThisIsFine