🎉💥3D PRINTING FILAMENT: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO NOT WASTING YOUR CASH IN 2025💥🎉 Listen up, filamancers! 🧙‍♂️ If you’re still using that crusty ol' filament from 2018, we need to talk. 😱💀 CNET just dropped their top 3D printing filament picks for 2025, and it’s more lit than your last failed project! 🚀🔥 First up, PETG is like the universal flex 💪✨—strong and sexy, just like your Tinder profile pic (no cap). Forget PLA—it's for the BASIC bros who can't handle real heat. Stonks on PETG are skyrocketing, my friends! 📈💰 But wait, what's this? Some CNET "expert" spills the tea: “We only recommend it if you want your prints to look NOT like a sad potato” 😅💔. Honestly, can we get a better quote? And if you’re into that crunchy lifestyle, check out some carbon fiber filament. Just remember: don’t breathe in the fumes, fam! 😷✌️ In a world where your 3D printer *could* make you a life-sized statue of Drake pointing at your latest bad decision, why not go for the good stuff? 😏🔥 Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to print a helmet for when I go full conspiracy mode. 👽 Prediction time: By 2026, we will ALL be printing our own food. 🍔🥳 Because why eat healthy when you can recreate your childhood cravings in RAFT? 🍕💩😆