🚀💥 BREAKING: Chipotle is launching DRONE deliveries, aka "Zipotle"—because who needs dignity when you can have flying burritos 🍔✈️? All aboard the stonks express, folks! 📈💰 Imagine this: you’re chillin' on your couch, watching Netflix 🛋️, and BOOM! Your burrito descends from the heavens like some heavenly food drone. “Jesus, is that you?” Nah fam, it’s just a Chipotle drone tossing guac at you like a true burrito bomb! 🍖🔥 But wait! Hold up! So you get to pay, what, $4 extra for the privilege of having your meal air-dropped into your backyard? 🤡💸 It’s giving “This is fine” memes when your burrito turns into a burrito pancake by the time it lands. 🤦‍♂️📦 Leaked Dev Quote: "We wanted to innovate delivery, but now our drivers are looking at the drones like 'am I replaced by a burrito helicopter?' LOL." 🤖🔧 Drake says no to waiting in lines, but I say yes to dodging burrito falls like it’s dodgeball day! 💪😆 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be fighting off swarms of rogue drones stealing our Chipotle orders 🎮💥. Get ready for the burrito apocalypse, fam. You heard it here first! 💀👾