🚨💔 BREAKING: ARM & Qualcomm stocks are slippin' like your phone off a table! 📉📱 *cue sad violin music* 🎻💀 So, it’s official—smartphone sales have hit a WALL harder than my last attempt at coding a simple "Hello, World!" 🤡💥 😱 Arm is trying to flex those earnings muscles but *spoiler alert*—it's as effective as doing push-ups while eating Doritos. 🥴🍕 Meanwhile, Qualcomm is over here like, "Bro, I thought we was vibin’?" after *BEATING* earnings expectations. But nah, it’s like playing Fortnite and still getting sniped. 🎮💩 “Leaked Developer Quote”: “We were vibing, until we weren't. It’s like making a movie sequel that nobody wanted!” 🤖🔪 Drake is pointing at Qualcomm for that W while tryna rehydrate their stock prices. “This is fine” meme is their new life motto at this point. 🔥☠️ But wait, here comes the chaotic prediction: With smartphone sales crashing harder than a low-budget horror film, watch ARM and Qualcomm pivot to making toaster CPUs. 🥳🔥 You heard it here first: Breakfast 2.0 is COMING! 🥑🍞🌍💰 Share this meltdown and let’s watch the chips crumble! #ToasterGate2023 🚀💀