🚨🌍🚗 BREAKING: Chinese EV buyers are throwing shade 🚫☀️ at Tesla & BYD like it's the new TikTok challenge! If Elon thought his shiny cars were still hot 🔥, he might need to check the thermostat ‘cause it’s getting cold 🥶 in the EV market! 💔 Tesla's sales in China are dropping faster than your WiFi during a Zoom call. August? Down 4% 🤢. July? A staggering 8.4% 🥴. Seems like Elon’s “Stonk to the Moon” is more like “Stonks to the ground” 🚀⚰️. In a leaked convo between Tesla devs: 🧑‍💻 “Hey, can we just put a new feature in the Teslas that makes them *not* suck?” 🧑‍💼 “Nah, just slap a FSD sticker on it and call it a day!” 🤡 Meanwhile, BYD is steaming ahead, flexing harder than that guy who lifts weights just to take selfies 💪. The trade-off? Tesla's Shanghai factory is exporting EVs left and right like they're the hottest fad 🍕💰. 💭 Prediction: In 2024, EVs will be like avocado toast—only the rich can afford them, and we'll find a meme for that too! 💀🍞 This is fine. 😂