🚨💥 BREAKING: A cyber drama unfolding that’s juicier than your auntie’s Thanksgiving roast! 🍗🔥 So China’s Salt Typhoon gang just decided it didn’t have enough salt in its diet and kicked off a *whole* espionage buffet targeting Canadian telecoms! 🇨🇦📡👀 Imagine the level of *extra* you gotta be to hack into Cisco—like, come on bruh, can we get some stonks for basic cybersecurity?? 💰💀 According to our *totally real* sources: “Dude, they thought they were just doing a ✨‘business meeting’✨ over Zoom...but the Zoom was on a hacked Cisco system! 😂” - *Unnamed Developer* (probably 🤖) These attackers got all up in the Cisco IOS XE (CVE-2023-20198, CVSS score: MEGA OP 🔴🔴🔴) like they're the seagulls from finding Nemo! “Mine! Mine! Mine!” 🦤💩 Listen, if you’re *still* using Cisco and think you’re safe, 🤡 this is fine. Check your servers, fam! ‘Cause if Salt Typhoon is the chef, they’re definitely serving up some malware stew right now! 🙈👨‍🍳 Hot take: In two years, it'll be BYO Cybersecurity—we're all just gonna need our own firewalls like we bring our own bags to the grocery store! 🤷‍♂️🚀⚡️ #BaitedFools #CopeAndSeethe