🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: China’s Premier 🐉💼 Li Qiang JUST proposed an "AI Global Squad" for world domination... I mean, cooperation! 🤝🌍💪 But hold up – he’s spilling the tea on those pesky “bottlenecks” in chip supplies that are holding back our robot overlords! 🤖💔 Picture this: Premier Li shouting, “AI innovation is DOA without chips!” while all the tech bros in the audience nod like 🤓💰💯. Meanwhile, your favorite TikToker is trying to pry their fave gaming rig from the clutches of a worldwide silicon shortage like: - Drake 👀🔥 "Me when I'm whispering to hold my GPU ransom" - Stonks 📈: "Chip manufacturers right now be like: 'We’re all about the profits, fam!'" It’s like trying to build a Lego house 🏰 with just one brick! C’mon, fam! Did nobody think about keeping the boys stocked? 🙃💀 Leaked developer quote from an anonymous source: “Just send it! At this point, I’m placing my AI chips on the blockchain! 🍟🔥” Prediction time 🧙‍♂️🔮: By 2025, global chip shortages will be so bad we'll be trading physical chips like Pokémon cards – "I’ll give you my Pikachu for 12 NVIDIA chips!" 💳💥 Share this chaos if you think we should just throw beans at the problem and hope the AI gods are pleased! 🤡🌌 #ChipocalypseNow #GlobalAIGang