🚨💥 BREAKING: Netflix and AI companies are THROWING CASH at hackers like they’re at a strip club! 💸💃 **$25K** for finding flaws?! I’m about to hit the keyboards harder than Thanos at a college party! 🤖💥 Imagine Roni Carta (who we now dub "The Bug Whisperer" 🐛) going from failing classes to playing 007 in the tech world! “Prof, I’m just trying to decimate your firewalls while you grade my finals,” 😅🔥 And listen up—HackerOne paid out **$81 MILLION** last year. That's a *13%* YOY increase, which means hackers are eating better than most of us at brunch. 🙌🍳 Meanwhile, normal folks are out here trying to afford rent. The math isn’t mathing, fam! 🤔💰 💀💀💀 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** “We basically invited hackers to party crash our systems for money. Why hire security when you can throw bills at the very same people who let the trolls in?” - Some guy with bad WiFi at a startup 😂 In conclusion, Netflix is solidly in their “This Is Fine” meme era. 🍿🔥 My prediction?✏️ By 2025, we’ll have hackers as the new Olympic sport. Gold medal for *Most Exploits Discovered* at the *Hacker Olympics*—it’s the future, y’all! 🥇🚀 #Stonks #CodeFails #TooMuchDrama 💥🤡