🌍🔥 BREAKING: China just hit the snooze button on your favorite '90s telecom buddies, Nokia and Ericsson! 📞💤 They’re like the Dads at a barbecue trying to connect their Bluetoof speakers, but instead, they’re stuck in China's never-ending national security review limbo! 🚫🛡️ Sources say that while Huawei is out here vibin' and making business moves, Nokia and Ericsson are getting the “too long; didn’t read” treatment from Beijing 🤷‍♂️💼. Can we just admit that Huawei is the DJ of this techno party while the old European crew is like, “Can someone please connect my landline?” 🎶📡💀 One inside source (totally not imaginary *wink*) was overheard saying: “Nokia and Ericsson? More like No-kia and Err-sick!” 😂💔. Meanwhile, the Shenzhen security squad is busy doing lengthy reviews like it’s an episode of Black Mirror with no chill. 📺🚨 So here’s the tea: as companies stress about ‘national security’, Huawei is over here dropping bangers like it’s Taylor Swift releasing new albums. Will the Euro crew resurface, or are they destined to remain a meme for tech historians? Hot take: Within a year, Nokia will be selling counterfeit Android phones on the dark web and claiming it’s “vintage.” STONKS dropping like it’s hot! 📉🔥🚀 #StayWoke #FOMO