🚨🎉 BREAKING: China-Linked Hackers Have Found the Hidden Treasure in VMware’s 🏴‍☠️ Security Flaws! 🎉🚨 Yo fam, if you thought 2024 was about chill vibes and not getting totally owned by hackers, think again! 😱💀 UNC5174 just dropped a zero-day exploit for VMware Tools & Aria Ops, like it’s Black Friday in cyberspace! 🚀🔥 I mean, CVE-2025-41244 hit harder than Drake's “God's Plan” after a breakup. Like, who even gave you permission, hackers? 🤡💰 NVISO Labs is saying this bug is a local privilege escalation vulnerability with a score of 7.8 on the CVSS scale (which feels like a BIG yikes). We’re talking about the kind of vulnerability that makes you shout, “This is fine,” while your virtual servers are on fire 🔥👀. #VMwareCrashCourse 👉 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought we were secure, until UNC5174 turned our VMs into DMs for hackers! 🤮✌️” Fr fr, if your IT team isn’t locking down their VMware like it’s the final season of “Game of Thrones,” they’re doing it wrong. 🤦‍♂️ Imagine getting hacked on your morning coffee break. 🔮 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2025, VMware will be replaced by a potato server, and hackers will only communicate via TikTok dances. Get ready for that "Stonks 📈" meme to hit a whole new low! 💀💥