🌪️💀 BREAKING: Baidu is launching the ultimate chaos on OpenAI! 🚨🔥 Forget tired corporate dramas, it's time for the "Ernie vs. ChatGPT Showdown!" 🤖💥 That’s right folks! China’s Google (aka Baidu) has opened the gates of the generative AI kingdom and unleashed the *Ernie chatbot* on the world like it’s a toddler with a box of crayons! 🖍️💣 Experts are saying: "This ain't about performance anymore; it’s a full-on price war, baby!" 🤑💰 🔥Leaked Developer Quote™: "We figured if we open-source Ernie, we can distract them from our terrible stock performance! No cap!" 🤡💸 Imagine a battlefield where AI chatbots duke it out over who can give you the best response while simultaneously sending your wallet into the void! 💀💸 Picture Drake saying “NO” to overpriced GPT-4 subscriptions while doing the "YES" meme for Ernie being free. *Stonks* 📈📉 Prediction Alert: If this keeps going, we may just end up with AIs fighting in the streets for our attention like some weird “AI Hunger Games!” 😱💥 So brace yourselves, fam. This is gonna get wild! #ErnieVsTheWorld 🚀💥 Share or face the wrath of the AI overlords!