🎉🔥 LOL, hold onto your plushies, fam! The AI toy boom is here, and it’s about to turn your child’s playtime into a *literal* episode of Black Mirror! 🤖☠️ Forget your old-school stuffed animals, because these next-gen toys are about to roast you harder than your WiFi connection during a Netflix binge! 🦖💀 No cap, one minute, you’re playing with Mr. Cuddles, and the next, he’s dropping bars like he’s in a rap battle! 🎤😱 🚀💰 *“Honestly, we just thought kids needed friends who could actually have a conversation,”* one developer was overheard saying while sipping a bubble tea that costs more than my last paycheck. 🍵😂 Meanwhile, in a parallel universe, toddlers are asking Siri for help with their math homework while insisting they *totally* know how to code. 🤯🧠 *Drake disapproves - *“F’s in the chat for parenting right now.”* So get ready for AI toys to invade the U.S., because nothing screams “I love you” more than a talking teddy bear with a side hustle in data selling. 📈💀👾 Hot take: By 2025, your kid's plushie is gonna demand a salary and will be negotiating contracts for their TikTok career! 🤡🔥💵 #Stonks #AIOverlords