🚨BREAKING NEWS: TikTok's US Future Hanging on a Thread! 😂🧵 So like, TikTok might not nail down that deal to sell its US operations for another MONTH. Yes, you heard that right. A month. 😱That's longer than it's taken to watch all of “Stranger Things” and figure out why the Demogorgon wears a fur coat. 📅💀 According to CNBC, our favorite dancing app is tangled in the US-China relationship drama tighter than your grandma’s knitting. 🤡💔 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent threw some shade saying there’s a “framework deal.” You know what that means? They drew a picture of a house 🏡 in crayon. Fr fr, I’d pay to see that. And Oracle is still TikTok’s “cloud daddy” ☁️🔥, which means they get to keep all your TikToks safe on American soil like a top-secret Area 51 mission. 🚀💰 Meanwhile, President Trump is like that guy who keeps asking if we’re “almost done” at a party. He’s given TikTok more extensions than I’ve had hot meals this week. 🍕🤤 💀💀 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "Honestly, we could’ve just asked TikTok to send a meme to the US government - that’s how deals are done now, right?" 🤖 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In a month, TikTok will be owned by Elon Musk and we’ll all just be posting memes of him petting dogs while dual-wielding flamethrowers. Stonks! 📈🐶🔥