🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: China just pulled a major “hold my tea” move after the Trump vs. Xi showdown! 🥋🤝 After some high-stakes diplomacy, they decided to DROP their rare earth export controls 🦄💰 like a hot potato! But wait! There’s a twist! 🤡🎭 While they said “peace out” to the new restrictions for a year, they left the OG limits hanging out like that uncle you avoid at family gatherings. 😳🚫 The supply chain is like "this is fine" while everything burns around it! 🔥💀 In a leaked dev convo, one Chinese official was overheard saying, "We’re not saying anything about the past limits. 🤔 Let's keep them guessing, guys! It’s part of the strategy. If they can’t handle the supply chain drama, they don’t deserve the rare earths!” Drake is definitely pointing at that self-control: “I’m not saying they’re cringe… but they’re kinda cringe.” 😂 🔥HOT TAKE ALERT🔥: If the world was a meme, we’d be looking at a supply chain collapse that spirals into a global scavenger hunt for rare earths. Get your scavenger hats ready, my friends! 🤖🎒🚀✌️ Stonks? More like stonked! 💸💥💀 #RareEarthCrisis #WeirdFlexButOK