🎉🎤 **BREAKING: China says “Nah fam” to AI Monks and Uber Spirituality!** 🙅‍♂️🔥 💰💯 Y’all ever seen a monk trying to sell you a subscription for enlightenment? Well, China just went full-on DRACO MALFOY and dropped the anti-vibes! 🚫📹 No more livestreaming your way to nirvana or selling “authentic” spiritual water while flexing your AI skills! 🤖😤 According to **leaked** developer quotes from an unnamed monk: “I thought streaming was my path to enlightenment, but apparently, I was just getting *canceled* instead. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️” And honestly, who can blame them? When the Shaolin Temple starts running TikTok ads for their "Zen & Cash" series, it’s time to hit the brakes 🛑! *Imagine* the cringe: #Blessed #Stonks #MonkMasterclass 🤡😂 🔥🚀 This new rule is like the ultimate combo of “Drake pointing left” to unlicensed streaming and a big ol’ “This is fine” to the scandals. Who knew monks could be so *extra*? But listen, **my crystal ball** 👁️ says we’re only a few years away from the “Spiritual Influencer” boom. Get ready for #SpiritualFlexing to become the next viral trend! 🙏🤪 **Prediction Alert:** In 2025, AI Monks will be trendsetters of the stock market... and we’ll all be broke, seething, and contemplating life choices! 💀💥