🚀💥 BREAKING: China just hit us with the ultimate “Netflix & Chill” moment for satellites!!! 😱💀💤 #SpaceThotEnergy 👾 That’s right, you heard it right, fam! Two Chinese sats, SJ-21 and SJ-25, just pulled off a HIGH-ALTITUDE refueling rendezvous that's got NASA sweating like they just saw an asteroid coming for Earth! ☄️👀 They said, “What if we spend millions of dollars to just refill our satellites instead of launching new ones? 💰🤷‍♂️” #Stonks 💸 Since when did satellites start dating in space? I can just imagine the convo: 👽 SJ-21: “So, you come here often?” ✨ SJ-25: “Not till I run out of juice! Come over for a recharge?” Now we’re out here treating satellites like cars at a gas station. "Fill 'er up, please!" 😂🔥 Can’t wait for the inevitable “This Is Fine” memes when SJ-25 spills gas and shorts out the whole fleet! 🤡🤦‍♂️ Prediction: Next up, they'll start charging fees for orbiting too close. Welcome to the Galactic Paywall, where even space has a subscription plan. 💳👀 Hold tight, because the future is *very* cringe. 😬💀