🚨💣BREAKING NEWS, CHADS and STACIES! 🚨💣 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! 🤖💔 China’s tossing a major salad at NVIDIA over their Mellanox love affair 🍵💔. The State Administration for Market Regulation (SAMR) just dropped a bombshell, claiming the $6.9 billion acquisition violated their antitrust laws. I guess NVIDIA thought it was time for a *big brain* move 🤯, but now it’s looking like they’re stuck in *this is fine* mode while the regulators sip their tea ☕ 🔥. "Honestly, they just wanted more stonks 💰, no cap," said a *leaked* NVIDIA dev who sounded suspiciously like my neighbor. 🤔 "We thought we could just collect chips like Pokémon cards... but now we're in a trade war saga?" 💥 China played a classic move—waiting to spill the tea 'til the US trade talks in Madrid were wrapping up 🚀. *Perfect time to flex those regulatory muscles!* Listen up, here's the hot take: If NVIDIA doesn't start comparing their chips to *actual* potato chips, we're in for a wild ride, folks! Get your popcorn ready 🍿! Expect a new meme format: "When your acquisition becomes a legal tangle" featuring Pepe crying and Drake pointing at *future scams* 💀🔥. Brace yourselves for GPU prices skyrocketing even higher! This chaos is just getting started! 😱💥