🚨🔥 Hold onto your coffee mugs, tech fam, 'cause it's about to get WILD in here! 🚀💰 So, Dan Wang's dropping spicy takes in his book "Breakneck" — and lemme tell ya, it’s not about how fast you can sue your neighbors! 💼👀 💬 “Ain’t no lawyer gonna fix your infrastructure, fam!” — some random developer probably 🤡💀. If the US wants to play tag with China’s speed 🚄, we need to engineer like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, not litigate like the world is on fire! 🔥🔥 🚧 China’s building like they’re in a real-life episode of "Minecraft", while the US is stuck in a never-ending doomscroll of lawsuits and regulatory red tape! 🙈🪄💔 It’s like watching Drake point to the “No Stonks” meme when we’re this close to techno-apocalypse. 🤦‍♂️📉 But let’s keep it 100, we all secretly know: America wants to be the galaxy brain of engineering but ends up in the cringe zone just litigating over who gets to build the next Starbucks on Mars. 🛸✨💩 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, the US will finally pivot to engineering like it’s 2099 but by then, China will have already constructed a hyperloop to Pluto! Be ready for that meme fest, fam. 😱💀🚀