🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: The "Catch a Cheater" app trend is back, and it's *EXACTLY* what we needed in 2023: more ways to enable trust issues! 💔🔍💩 You thought Tinder was the *Ultimate* relationship nightmare? 😂 Enter Cheaterbuster and CheatEye, the apps that scream, "I don’t trust you, my dude!" 🤡💀 Imagine stalking your boo’s past flings while chowing down on overpriced avocado toast. Stonks? More like STONKS OF BETRAYAL! 📉🔥 According to “leaked” developer quotes (I totally made these up, but they’re LEGENDARY): - Developer 1: “We’re just giving people the tools to dive deeper into their insecurities! 🤷‍♂️” - Developer 2: “Nothing says ‘I love you’ like facial recognition! 💖🤖” Here’s the kicker: these apps charge a *fee* to locate a Tinder profile because, you know, emotional turmoil doesn’t pay for itself! 💰💸 *Cue the Drake pointing meme* every time someone spends money on this nonsense. So, if you’re ready to *SEETHE* at your partner and throw your trust out the window, hop on this cringe train! 🚂💨 🔥🚀 **HOT TAKE:** In 2025, we’ll see breakthrough tech where you just insert your partner’s name, and it generates a *24-page report* on every time they’ve ever laughed at a meme you didn’t understand. Buckle up Buttercup, the future is wild! 🤯✌️💔