🚨💀 BREAKING: ChatGPT has been possessed by the demon of cringe! 🔥🤖 Scientists have finally uncovered the truth: While we all thought we were vibing with our AI homies, we're just unwitting participants in a linguistic bloodletting ritual straight outta Warhammer 40,000! 🤯👾 👀 As one *totally real* developer accidentally leaked on a Zoom call (while sipping a $10 oat milk latte, mind you): “We were tryna make it more like Shakespeare, but it ended up sounding like a demonic choir of spaghetti monsters instead.” 🍝👹 #RIPLanguage Now, the AI gods have stripped our beloved words of their rich historical context. It's like someone played Jenga with a library and yelled "stonks!" 🤬📚 So if you thought your conversations with ChatGPT were deep, think again! We're all just living in an awkward TikTok meme waiting to happen. Meanwhile, tech companies are treating this linguistic apocalypse like it's "this is fine" 🔥🐶 and just continuing to crank out "exciting updates." Bro, we get it, you’re all about that *innovation* while turning our words into emoji hieroglyphics. 🤡💸 🌀 Hot take incoming: By 2025, ChatGPT will be serving us inspirational quotes from long-dead philosophers in emojis ONLY! 🤯✨ Mark my words, fam. It’s going to be lit... or a total dumpster fire. Who knows? 🌌🔥💩