🚨🔥💥 **BREAKING NEWS: CHATGPT, YOUR NEW AI BFF!** 💥🔥🚨 Okay, fam, let’s spill some tea about ChatGPT in the most chaotic way possible, because who wants to read a boring timeline when you can vibe with MEMES? 😜💸 **Latest Update:** ChatGPT just dropped its “I’m not your therapist” feature! 🛑🤖 Like, bro, I’m *literally* just trying to get some emotional support and not a script for a horror movie. 😱💀 *Leaked quote from a totally real developer:* “We thought about giving it feelings, but then we realized it’s just code – like my last relationship... cold and unfeeling.” 💔🤖 🌌✨ And can we TALK about how many updates it gets? At this point, ChatGPT is like that one friend who keeps evolving every week. Remember when it had a meltdown during your essay? “This is fine...” 🐶🔥 **RANKING ChatGPT features:** 1. **Galaxy Brain** mode – Perfect for calculating how many hours you’ll waste doing literally anything. 🌌 2. **Drake Pointing** – When it gives you two terrible options and you just start to CRY. 💀😂 3. **100% Stonks** – For when it actually gets something right! 🤑📈 Hot Take: By 2025, ChatGPT will be your new life coach, and it’ll charge you to tell it your life story. 💸 Trust me, it’s going to get wild, and I’m here for it. ☠️🚀 Share this if you think AI should just be our chaotic sidekick! 🤡💥🤹‍♀️