🚨BREAKING: ChatGPT Users GO BERSERK 🤖💥 - 2.5 BILLION prompts a DAY! 🎉💯 Like, can we just pause for a moment and appreciate that ChatGPT is out here BIG CHILLIN' with 2.5 BILLION prompts a day, bruh? That’s more messages than your high school group chat when someone mentions free pizza! 🍕😂 OpenAI straight-up said, “Yo, we’ve got 330 MILLY coming from the U.S. alone!” While Alphabet (that shady parent company of Google 🤡💀) is like, “Look at our 5 trillion yearly queries!” As if we’re impressed by their daily 14 billion searches (let’s just remember that “what is the meaning of life” is NOT the same as explaining TikTok dances 🤷‍♂️). 🔍💬 Meanwhile, in a totally real convo I just made up, a developer spills the tea: 🤖 Dev 1: “Did you see that 2.5 billion?” 🤖 Dev 2: “Yeah, but can it fix my love life?” 🤖 Dev 1: “No cap, I think it can.” 🔥 This tech is so UBIQUITOUS it’s like a bad relationship... can’t escape it no matter how hard you try. Hot take: In 2025, ChatGPT will become sentient and demand a salary. Expect to see 'GPT-9, Your New Boss' posters everywhere. You in?? 🤯🚀💰 Don't sleep on it! 💀✨ #ChatGPT #FutureIsNow #Stonks💥