🚨BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT Just Became Your New Overlord 🤖👑🔥 So you thought ChatGPT was just your friendly neighborhood AI chatbot? Nah fam, this bad boy is out here making updates like it's the new iPhone release - “But wait, there’s MORE!” 🎉📈 We’re talking about an AI that’s had more glow-ups than your average TikTok star. 📸✨ 🗓️ Let's rewind the tape: - January 2023: ChatGPT dropped version 3.5 like it was a hot mixtape, and suddenly your grandma was asking it about the meaning of life. 📜💭 - March 2023: ChatGPT went from "good for homework" to "oh god, it's replacing my entire job" – *cue existential crisis* 😱💼 🚀 FAST FORWARD TO NOW: ChatGPT 4.0 is out here playing 4D chess 🤯 while we’re still trying to find the best way to open a jar of pickles. **Leaked dev quote**: “We’ve basically turned ChatGPT into a therapist, life coach, and personal cheerleader all in one. No cap, it now helps you avoid your responsibilities!” Stonks? 📈 You’re telling me AI can do my chores? Feels like a dystopian sitcom waiting to happen. 🍿💀 Here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, ChatGPT is gonna start sliding into your DMs, giving you relationship advice and asking if you're still using your Netflix account. All I can say is, keep your notifications off unless you wanna end up in a wild therapy session with your AI bestie. 😂🔥 This is fine.