🚨🗣️ *BREAKING: ChatGPT Hits 300 Million Users, Still Can’t Find a Girlfriend* 🤡💔 In a plot twist crazier than your uncle’s conspiracy theories, ChatGPT is flexing on us with a jaw-dropping 300 MILLION weekly users since it dropped back in November 2022! That's more people than the population of the entire USA – and it still can’t respond to “What’s your favorite color?” without seething in confusion! 🇺🇸💁‍♂️ Let’s break it down: We started with an AI that churned out essays faster than you can say “last-minute college assignment,” and now it’s your go-to for everything, except fulfilling your emotional needs. 😭 But don't worry, with Microsoft pouring money into OpenAI like they’re funding a new Avengers movie, we can only assume the next update will have it singing, “I Will Survive” while it codes your next Tinder bio. 👀 *Fake Developer Quote of the Day*: “Sure, we made ChatGPT smarter, but we still can’t teach it to say ‘based’ without sounding cringe.” 😂🔥 #TrueStory So buckle up, fam! Predictions are that by 2025, ChatGPT will be your new best friend, therapist, AND the cause of your next existential crisis. If it can’t help you find love, at least it can help you convince your mom that you’re doing “fine” while you seethe in your gamer chair. 👽💥 *This is the future of human interaction, but it’s also a massive L for dating IRL.* #Stonks 🚀🚀 Share if you’re ready to let an AI run your life... LMAO! 🤖💸