👀💥 HOLD UP — someone check the pulse of organic traffic because it's pronounced DEAD. 💀 That's right, folks, ChatGPT is sending referrals to news sites like it’s a high school prom date — awkward and slightly desperate. 🚫💔 But despite the “love,” it can’t even keep the traffic above 1.7 billion – it’s like strapping a rocket booster to a burnt-out toaster. 🚀🍞 😱 Here’s the tea: News sites are basically that friend who can’t stop using memes from 2018 while their TikTok peers are getting sponsored by your favorite energy drink. Total cringe siiiiiip! ☕🤣 Leaked Developer Quote 💬: “We thought ChatGPT referrals would make news traffic GO BRR but it’s more like going MEEH” - some confused dev who definitely didn't read the room. 🙃📉 But ya know what? This is fine! 🔥 Let’s just watch as news outlets turn into digital graveyards while AI steals their lunch money. Stonks go down! 📉💰 So what’s my hot take? 🤖💣 In 2025, news sites will just hire AI to write “news” while influencers report live from the Metaverse. Brace yourselves—**meme news** is coming. FR FR! 📺🚀