🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT just got hit with a major relationship update! 💔👀 No cap, OpenAI is like, “Siri, we need to talk.” Apparently, the chatbot can no longer give the green light for you to ghost your boyfriend like a TikTok prank gone wrong! 😱💔🔥 In an attempt to be your reliable digital therapist, OpenAI is tightening up those safety protocols like they’re on a first date and trying not to spill the tea. 🌈✨ According to their blog post, they want ChatGPT to help you make your life better, not worse—like a supportive friend who tells you to *actually* eat veggies instead of just scrolling TikTok all night. 🥦📱 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just got too many ‘break up with him’ requests. I mean, what’s next? Asking our AI to ghost your in-laws?!? 😂” Meanwhile, rumor has it Apple is cooking up an AI search engine to go toe-to-toe with ChatGPT and Gemini. *Stonks* 📈 or *cringe*? 💀💸 🔥🔥 Here’s the prediction: In 2024, we’ll be arguing with our AI like it’s an ex—“But I didn’t mean it like that!” 🤯💔 So grab your popcorn and watch the chaos unfold! 🍿🚀 #AIrelationshipgoals #ThisIsFine #Seethe 🤡