🚨BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT Has Woken Up! 🌅🤖💬 OpenAI just slapped us awake with their new feature: ChatGPT Pulse! 🚀💥 This thing's turned your chat buddy into your personal morning hype man—without you even having to say “good morning” 😴🙅‍♂️. They’re basically saying, “I gotchu, fam. No need to hit me up; I’m gonna slide into your day with updates like a smooth operator!” 😏🍳 So here’s how it works: ChatGPT now sneaks into your midnight chats like a raccoon in a dumpster, going through your history and apps to drop "personalized research" on you! No cap, it’s like having a smart beanbag chair that knows all your secrets 📚🕵️‍♂️. *Developer Quote*: “We just thought users would want a digital panic attack in the morning!” 🔥💀 OpenAI's basically trying to be that friend who texts you 3 AM life advice 🦉💡. But let’s be real: if I wanted unsolicited updates about my life choices, I’d just ask my mom, periodt. 🤣 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, ChatGPT will be sending you texts based on your dreams; “Hey, did you dream about tacos? Here’s a recipe!” So get ready for the AI taco truck of your subconscious! 🌮✨💵🤪 #Stonks #ThisIsFine Share this or live with regrets! 🚀💣