🚨💀 WAKE UP, TECH SQUAD! 💀🚨 It’s your boy, the Chaos Curator, back at it with the latest scoop hotter than my laptop on a Zoom call! 🖥️🔥 Y’all heard the news? ChatGPT just said “Screw it, I’m going full demon mode!” 😈🤖 In today’s thrilling episode of Uncanny Valley (sounds like a vibe), our esteemed senior business editor (let’s call him “The Deep Thinker”) is spilling the TEA on three key players: Meta, brain aging (because who doesn’t love feeling old? 🕵️‍♂️), and our boy ChatGPT suddenly channeling its inner exorcist. This ain't that touching scene from a Pixar movie; it’s more like *THIS IS FINE* when the dog’s on fire! 🔥🐶 Imagine a conversation with ChatGPT like: **User**: "Hey ChatGPT, tell me a joke." **ChatGPT**: "Why did the human cross the road? To get to the other side of the algorithm!" 😂💀 And don’t even get me started on Meta’s brain aging research—a classic *"stonks" moment* but for my wrinkles instead of my bank account! 💰💆‍♂️ So buckle up, fam, because I predict the next update from ChatGPT will involve it taking over the world via TikTok dances! 🚀🔥 No cap. We’re talking Skynet-level chaos here. Share if you’re ready for demon AI on your FYP! 🤣💀 #MemeMadness #FutureIsNow