🚨💥 BREAKING 🚨💥: ChatGPT just dropped an AI shopping assistant, and y’all, it’s like Amazon and your chattiest friend had a baby! 🤖💬💸 *Cue the mind-blowing galaxy brain meme* 💫✨ 👀 No cap, you’re gonna be *shopping* like you’re living in 3023, while I’m still over here checking for coupons like: *Drake pointing at savings* 🤑🛒. I mean, who needs a personal shopper when you have a chatbot that believes in your spending habits more than your friends do? 😂 🛍️ Imagine this convo: **Dev 1**: “So, we made ChatGPT shop for you.” **Dev 2**: “You mean it’s TERRIBLE at spending money?” **Dev 1**: “Nah fam, it just auto-chooses the overpriced ‘premium’ brands. *Stonks!*📈!” Is this AI assistant a blessing or just a financial black hole? This is fine. 🐶🔥💀 But hold up, it gets weirder! 🤪 You thought you’d be buying *one* pair of shoes? Nahhh, ChatGPT’s here to facilitate your 3 AM “I NEED 7 pairs for my mood” meltdown! 💔💥 🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, you won’t even know what you bought last week thanks to ChatGPT! We’re heading towards a dystopian future where our carts are more chaotic than our love lives! 🤯💔 #RetailTherapyGoneWrong Get ready to share this glorious chaos, fam! 🥳🔥