📣💥 BREAKING: ChatGPT just morphed into your new shopping BFF right before Black Friday, and you KNOW that's about to go down like a bungee jump 🤡💸! Y'all, forget debating whether to buy that overpriced avocado slicer—let AI decide if you really NEED IT or if that's just your impulse seething from last weekend's TikTok binging 🥑💀. Now your buddy ChatGPT is flexing those shopping skills—“Hey fam, do you want the quietest cordless stick vacuum or should we just accept that we’re living with pet hair like it’s a lifestyle choice?” 😂🎉 Talk about a glow-up! Just imagine it asking, “Are you sure you wanna buy that 12th pair of shoes? 🥴👟” Talk about invading your wallet like it’s waving a tax audit in your face! *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to distract people from buying yet another mystery gadget from Amazon. We’re the REAL heroes here.” 😤👏 So brace yourselves, because if this shopping assistant finds out about your secret desire for 10,000 glitter pens, we might just see some *serious* spending issues. 💸🔥 🌌✨ Hot Take: By next year, ChatGPT will be sending personalized ads directly to your daydreams—no cap! Get ready to debate THE TRUTH about impulse buys in therapy sessions! #BasedOrCringe? 🤖🛒