🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS IN AI-LAND* 💥🚨 So ChatGPT just flexed its biceps with a whopping 30 million downloads this past month! That’s like if every single person in Canada woke up and decided to chat with an AI instead of hitting the gym. 🏋️‍♂️💬 Stonks 💰? More like STONKS ON STEROIDS! 🚀🚀 But WAIT—here’s the tea ☕️. While TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, and X are throwing a social media block party with 32.9 million downloads combined (no cap 🤯), ChatGPT’s user base is looking like that kid at school who has all the energy but still can’t sit with the cool kids. #Cringe 🤡 In a leaked convo between “developers” (quotes, cause we know this is just my imagination 🤖): Dev1: “Yo, why are we still comparing ourselves to TikTok?” Dev2: “Because we have more brain cells...” But let’s be real, it seems the world just wants to watch people dance and do dumb stuff rather than finally ask ChatGPT the meaning of life. 🤔💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, TikTok will launch a new feature that lets you create customizable dance moves with AI—killing off the entire ChatGPT user base in the process. “Customizable ChatBot” will just be *the* dance as we all spirally die inside. 💀💃 Y’all are gonna share this chaos, right? 📤🤪