🚨🌟 **BREAKING: ChatGPT Named New Stock Market Guru?** 🤖💰 Okay, fam, gather ‘round because we’re about to dive into the wildest meme pool of financial FOMO since your uncle bought Dogecoin at $0.01! 💸💀 Experts are now screaming, "THIS IS FINE" while 1 in 10 investors are pulling the trigger on stocks based on *ChatGPT's* hot takes. Y’all know what that means? *STONKS GO BRRRRR!* According to a leaked conversation from an eToro developer (who definitely didn’t just day trade while eating ramen), “Dude, if ChatGPT can write my essays, it can totally pick stocks. Just watch it summon the next Amazon! 💥🚀” But listen up, folks! Using chatbots for stock picks is basically playing Russian roulette with your cash! It’s like letting your cat choose your investments: cute, but you’re about to lose half your bank account faster than you can say “YOLO!” 😱 Drake’s pointing at AI Bozo investors, and if they think it’s based, they’re actually just coping. 🤡💩 Let’s be real: AI isn’t named “ChatGPT” for nothing—it’s there to chat, not to be Warren Buffet’s long-lost cousin! 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, AI will become self-aware and start a hedge fund called "RoboRiches," and the world will go full *Battlestar Galactica*! 🚀🛸 Stay woke, my financial thrill-seekers! This is the stuff that memes are made of! 💯👉👈