🚨BREAKING NEWS from the land of Tech 🤖✨: The ChatGPT app just turbocharged its revenue like it’s on a caffeine drip 💰☕, seeing a staggering 673% increase in 2025! I mean, bro, that’s more stonks than a Wall Street trader on Wall Street Bets! 📈💸 Appfigures dropped the tea 🍵 and let’s just say, ChatGPT is out here flexing harder than The Rock in a gold chain! 💪🏽 It's leading the AI assistant squad like it’s the captain of the meme team. You know it's real when you're making more money per download than that random app that just translates your cat’s meows into Shakespearean English. 😹📜 👀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We just asked ChatGPT to write itself a check for this revenue increase and it did—now we're just waiting for it to self-purchase a yacht.” 🚢💀 And can we talk about those downloads? It’s like a party in the app store and everyone’s invited! 🎉 This is fine, but can someone tell me when AI is gonna start paying rent, though? 🤔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: If ChatGPT starts offering real estate advice in 2026, I am officially moving into a digital house and calling it 'home.' 🏡💻 *Mic drop* 🎤👑