🔥🚨 SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! 🚨🔥 Ever wanted to be that one meme lord who doesn’t need to look at their iPhone JUST to flex on their PC? 😱💻 Well, fam, get ready for **iMessage on Windows**! 🚀 YUP, you heard it right! No cap, Microsoft’s Phone Link is wrapping its greasy hands around Apple’s iMessage like it’s Thanksgiving leftovers! 🦃🍗 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I thought this was a prank at first. Like, did we just throw out Apple’s ‘walled garden’ for a picket fence?!” 🤡💀 Here’s why you should care (or not, you do you): now you can binge-watch TikTok while replying to Aunt Karen’s endless group texts about cats on the big screen! 📱➡️💻 Pure chaos! That one friend who’s still using a flip phone is seething right now. 😂🔥 And don’t even get me started on how all the Android users are crying in the corner like they just got served a plate of “Girl, you can’t sit with us.” 💅💕 But here’s the REAL tea ☕: In 2025, they’ll have a hologram feature where Siri roasts you while you type. Get hyped or get wrecked! 📈💰 #StonksGoingToTheMoon #iMessageOnWindowsSlaps ✨💥