🚨 STOP THE PRESSES 🚨!! OpenAI just hit us with a plot twist that even *M. Night Shyamalan* couldn’t see coming: ChatGPT can now BRANCH conversations like it’s a freakin’ tree 🪴🌳! Yup, you heard it right! Get ready to redirect your cringe chats faster than your ex dodges responsibility! 🚪💨 Fr fr, this is the ultimate reminder that AI chatbots are NOT people. They’re basically like that one friend who keeps changing their mind. "Did I say pizza? I meant sushi 🍣!" Like, bro, why you gotta play me like that? 🤨 But hey, if you've ever wanted to throw your convo into a parallel universe (the *good* kind, no multiverse madness here🌌), now's your chance! The devs were overheard saying, “We had to remind users that ChatGPT won’t judge you...even if you try to cheat on your diet with a fourth slice of cake 🎂.” *Cough* cope *cough*. Get ready to flex your branching skills and make your chats more chaotic than your family gatherings during the holidays! 🎉🔥 🔥Hot Take: By 2025, ChatGPT will probably start charging for a *bad advice* premium tier... ‘cause let’s face it, who doesn’t love a lil’ cringe with their stonks? 💰💩