🚨🚨BREAKING: ChatGPT is down, fam!😱💥 This morning, just as the sun was rising🌄 (and your caffeine was kicking in💉☕), ChatGPT threw itself into a digital tantrum! 🥵 All you paid users (y’all are really investing in this AI overlord, huh?) got slapped with errors like your ex slapping you with the “we need to talk” text.📱👁️💧 Around 8:30 a.m. ET, people were trying to have a heart-to-heart with their AI therapist but they just got left on READ.💔😬 I mean, it’s like the matrix just hiccupped and left us in the dust! The outage-tracking site DownDetector was popping off like it was 2020 all over again. 🚀🔜📉 Seriously, we’re out here trying to be productive, but the bots are like, “Nah fam, go touch some grass.” 🌱💀 A “leaked” OpenAI developer quote reads: “We didn’t code this to seethe and cope all day; what do you think this is, Battlestar Botlactica?!” 🤖🔥 Meanwhile, all the tech bros are just sitting there like Drake in that meme, pointing at their monitors: “This is fine.” 😅🔥 🔥🔥Hot take: The AI apocalypse is upon us; next, they’ll be sending us error messages in Morse code! 💰🚨 #AIOverlords #Panic💥