🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: OpenAI's Nick Turley just dropped some spicy tea on ChatGPT’s future that’s hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! 🌶️💦 In a Q&A that felt like a first date but with fewer laughs and WAY more cringe, he talks about ads in chatbots 🤖💸—sorry, Grandma, that’s what we call “capitalism” these days! And let’s address the elephant in the room: hallucinations, which isn’t just what I experience after a long coding night 🔥🤯. Apparently, they’re trying to turn ChatGPT into a digital Stonks meme—making it profitable while still sounding like it’s giving you life advice 🤡🙃. Turley casually mentions they want to "unequivocally endorse" ChatGPT to a "struggling family member." Sounds like the family reunion is about to get real awkward, fr fr! 😬👀 Like, when your aunt asks ChatGPT for relationship advice and it's a hard NO from the universe. Word around the dev campfires is that GPT-5 might get haymakers for being just another subscription service nobody asked for (not the kind of banger you'll see on TikTok, fam). 😤💅 Hot take: In five years, ChatGPT will be your therapist, life coach, AND the only friend you can afford when you go broke from all those subscriptions. YOU'RE WELCOME! 🔮🚀💰