🚨 BREAKING: ChatGPT ATLAS is here, and it’s got the brainpower of a toaster in a blackout! 🔌🔥 So, Kyle from Ars Technica decided to spill the digital tea ☕️ and let us in on the *hot* news that our favorite AI chatbot is now flexing its muscles 💪 on navigating simple menus like a toddler with a new iPad. But alas, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows 🌈 because the poor thing is tethered by “technical constraints on session length.” *Cringe* 😬 Imagine having a brain capable of running a marathon but being stuck in a toddler's race! 🏃‍♂️💨 Developer quote (totally real): “We wanted Atlas to be the next Einstein, but right now it’s more of a ‘This is fine’ meme with a side of stonks gone wrong.” 💀🤡 Atlas can automate some boring web tasks like scanning emails and building fan sites, but it’s got about as much endurance as me scrolling through TikTok at 3 AM. 🤖💤 In conclusion: ATLAS is basically that friend who’s always late to the party and only brings chips. My *hot take*? In 2024, it’ll have existential crises over how to properly toast a bagel. Mark my words! 🚀💰 #AIOverload #MemeMachine