💥💰🚀 **BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT is the NEW STONKS!** 💰💥🚀 Y’all remember when we thought ChatGPT was just a glorified chatbot? 🤔 WELL, GUESS WHAT?! This bad boy just hit **$2 BILLION** in consumer spending, and we’re not talking Monopoly money, fam. That’s real cash! 💸💸 Like, can we take a moment to appreciate that it raked in **$1.35 BILLION** JUST in 2025, which is up a staggering **673%** YoY! **"How did you do it?"** asked a confused Grok, who made a humble **$25.6 million** this year. *"LOL, get good, bro."* 🤡 🤖💥 Developers be like: “ChatGPT is basically the Shark Tank of apps… but for thirsty capitalists.” *“Just wait until we implement the paid subscription model where you have to pay to ask your crush about their day.”* 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Grok is sitting in the corner like this: **“This is fine.”** 😂💀 **Hot Take:** By 2026, ChatGPT will *literally* be your therapist, life coach, AND that friend who always tells you to “get rich quick,” or it’ll just ghost you like your last Tinder date. 🤣🔥 **#MemeTheFuture**