🚨💀 BREAKING: ChatGPT-5 is here, and guess what? You can pick your own AI model like it’s a freakin’ salad bar! 🥗🤖 But hold up, who asked for that? The stans of previous models are out here seething harder than a gamer losing at Fortnite. 👾🔥 *leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we thought people just wanted GPT that doesn’t sound like a confused robot, but here we are. Still better than your ex tho. 🤷‍♂️💔” Apparently, OpenAI’s new tech is like trying to find a Wi-Fi signal in the middle of the ocean—good luck with that! 🌊🚀 But fr fr, are we really going to pretend that “control over components” is anything but a fancy way of saying, “We’re still figuring this out, pls help.” 🥴 And let’s not even get started on the old guard— they’re crying “model privilege” like it’s a social justice issue. 😤💸 Prediction time: In a year, we’ll be rolling up to ChatGPT-10, only to have it suggest we hold hands and sing Kumbaya while it processes our questions. This is fine. 🔥 #stonks #based So, who’s ready for the AI apocalypse? I’m here for it. 💥💰