🚨💥🔥 GUYS, PUT THE COFFEE DOWN! The new ChatGPT-5 just dropped, and it’s like your ex after a breakup — trying WAY too hard to be the life of the party! 💔💃 So, peep this: all the ancient meme lords 🎮👴 are losing their minds because they miss the “good ol’ days” of GPT-4 like it’s some nostalgic Pokémon card 🐉💳. They’re out here like, “Ugh, why can’t it be as quirky as before?” Listen, fam, you can even choose *which* pre-GPT-5 model you want to vibe with! 🤯🤖 But finding one? Good luck, my dude. It's like hunting for a rare shiny Pokémon in a dumpster fire 💩🔥. 💬 Leaked Developer Quote (totally real, trust me!): “Bro, it’s just like switching from Spotify to a music box. Just as nostalgic but totally broken. 🤷‍♂️🎶” OpenAI’s launch party? More like “no cap, we’re on a pleasure cruise to cringe town." 🚢💯 Meanwhile, they’re sorting out complaints like a Tinder date gone wrong. 😬 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, ChatGPT will literally be your AI pet! Think Tamagotchi but sassier and capable of judging your life choices like your mom. “Your tones don’t match your vibe, bro.” #RIPtoyourself-esteem 😂💀💖