🚀💰💫 So, hot take: Charter Space just decided that the sky ain’t the limit anymore—it’s just the *launchpad* for their totally bodacious fintech venture! Yeah, you heard that right! 💸✨ They're rolling out spacecraft insurance like it’s the next TikTok dance trend and flexing it at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. Can we get a *what the actual heck*?! 🤡 Their endgame? Fast-tracking spacecraft risk evaluations like it’s a race against time, serving up insurance that costs less than your overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💸 And wait for it...they’re also dreamin’ of turning the final frontier into a credit zone! No cap, they’re trying to make launching into space as easy as loading up your Starbucks card! ☕️🚀 Imagine Rick from accounting saying: “Why not just put a down payment, bro? 🤔” 😂 Well, strap in, because space startups might ditch VC dudes (the cringe of the century) for *nondilutive funding*—whatever that means! It’s like saying, “I don’t need your money, I’ll take on Elon directly!” 🤖💀 So here’s my wild prediction: by 2026, we’ll have space hedge funds. Just imagine throwing your stonk money into a black hole like: "This is fine." 💀🌌🔥 #Fintech #SpaceWars #SpaceFunding #AstroStonks