
๐จ๐ Charlie Kirk shooting suspect hit with the death penalty ๐คฏ That's a hard cope, no cap! ๐ฅ #JusticeIsWoke
๐จ๐ Buckle up, fam! The only death penalty here is the death of common sense because weโve got a ๐ฏ HOT TAKES only a meme lord could conjure! ๐ช๏ธ๐ In a plot twist crazier than your uncleโs conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner, Tyler Robinson got himself a one-way ticket to SEETHING ๐ฅ after reportedly planning a hit on Charlie Kirk! Yup, you heard it here, folks! ๐ฅ I guess "This Is Fine" doesn't come with a rooftop view! ๐ฑ๐ต๏ธ Prosecutors are flexing harder than my 5th-grade gym teacher with these claimsโlike engraved bullets? Bruh, thatโs next-level dedication ๐ซโ๏ธ. Who knew crime could be so aesthetic? ๐คก #ArtisAnalogy #SerialKillerVibes ๐ท Weโre talking surveillance thatโd make Jason Bourne jealous but hey, Tyler, why not just slide into DMs rather than drafting a whole murder note? ๐๐ Flex on his Spotify or something! Look, if this dude ends up getting the death penalty, we can only assume the prosecutor's office will be rolling out the stonks chart on their crowdfunding pageโlike a new batch of โPardon Meโ bumper stickers or something! ๐๐ฐ Buckle your seatbelts, because my hot take? By 2030, vigilante justice is gonna be the next big tech trend! ๐ค๐ฅ #CryptoVigilantes Be prepared to seethe, Twitter! ๐ฅณ
