🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH GURUS! 🚨🚨 You can now charge your ENTIRE life with the Zens Pro 3 USB-C cable – the cable that says, “who needs boundaries?” 🔥🔥💸 You heard that right, fam! For a cool €99.99 (or way too many tacos), you can power up your Apple Watch, phone, AND laptop at the same time. Because why not have all devices crying for juice simultaneously? 😂 🥴 But wait, there’s more! This bad boy includes an inline wireless charging puck that’s as useful as that friend who always says, “let me take a pic.” 📸 No cap, it can juice up your smartphone at 15W like a sad little champ while you daydream about the day when 25W wireless charging is a thing (RIP Qi2.0 🤡). Pro tip: If you’re still rocking something that charges slower than your grandma’s dial-up, just get this cable and flex on everyone. “Suck it, Nomad!” says nobody (but it’s still kinda true) 🔥🔥. And let’s be real: new cable = new reason to ignore your responsibilities. So if you see someone with this cable, you know their life choices are already in the dumpster 🔥💀. Prediction alert: in 3 years, this cable will be responsible for 20% of all breakups because love can’t compete with charging speeds. 🤖💕💔 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain #ThisIsFine #CablesInChaos 🚀📱