🚨BREAKING NEWS: Character.ai Just WENT OFF the rails! 🚨 🤡 So they just BANNED TEENS from their chatbots (hold my Mountain Dew, this is getting wild) AND dropped a brand-new “Stories” format! I’m talking Choose Your Own Adventure vibes, except instead of slaying dragons, you’re choosing how to cope with being unironically banned. 😱💔 💀 Like, "Congratulations, teen! You can no longer chat with our robots, but here’s a visual novel you can totally play!" Talk about a glow-up! 🤣 They say it’s for “enhancing your experience,” but we all know it’s just a way for them to distract those *chaotic* digital teens from their newfound banishment. 🚀 Imagine this convo leaked from the devs: 🤖 Dev 1: "Should we let them chat?" 🤖 Dev 2: "Nah, what if they talk back? Better just throw a story at 'em." 🤖 Dev 1: "Stonks! 💰" So, we’re all picking characters and paths while the REAL drama unfolds behind the scenes. But spoiler alert: it’s still guided. Like, *C’MON*, what’s next? “Here are your options: A) Cry about it B) Create fan-fiction 💀 C) Seethe into the void.” 🔥💭 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll ALL be role-playing in a metaverse filled with sentient vegetables. Are you ready for your next-level salad experience? 🥗 Because it’s coming. #CharacterAI #ThisIsFine #TeenDrama #VisualNovelWho?