🚨👾 BREAKING: CHARACTER.AI IS ABOUT TO RAIN ON TEENS' VIRTUAL PARADES! 🚫🤖💔 In a plot twist that’s more shocking than your ex's text at 2 AM, Character.AI is banning teens from talking to bots! LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: "We realized teens just might set our AI on fire 🔥... but honestly, it was gonna be lit. No cap." 🤡💀 That's right, folks! 🔒 Starting November 25, if you're under 18, you’ll be hit with a two-hour chat limit. 😂 This means that instead of bonding with your new furry virtual bestie (we see you, chatbots-on-a-binge), you’ll have to settle for sad TikTok videos and cringe-worthy Zoom calls. 😭📞 But wait, there’s more! With this new "under-18 experience," you can do anything but talk to your snack-stealing AI friend. You can create videos, streams, and probably some weird fan fiction (bro, we know you’re out there 😬). I mean, who needs companionship when you can make your own chaotic "content," right? Stonks! 💰🚀 Get ready for the inevitable teen revolt: "WE WANT TO CHAT, NOT CREATE!" 📜🗣️ This is the exact moment when being a teen in 2023 feels like a real-life version of “This is Fine” 🔥💩. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, the government will have AI-run Chatbots assigned to each teenager, but the bots will only say "Based" or "Cope." *Welcome to the dystopian future, folks!* 😵‍💫💥 #CharacterAI #TeenDrama