🚨💰BREAKING: Chai Discovery just bagged a whopping $70 MILLION in a Series A faster than you can say, “let me speak to the manager” 😳💸. And guess who’s in the driver’s seat? Menlo Ventures and Anthropic—aka the “let’s throw cash at yet another AI startup” squad! 🚀💊 So basically, they’re saying, “Hey, we can solve drug discovery with AI, and it's gonna cost you $550 MILLION to find out if that’s a stonks moment or a cringe fail.” 🤡🔥 I mean … are we really trusting AI to find life-saving meds, or is it just gonna recommend a mix of broccoli and G fuel? 🥦💀 Rumor has it, one of the developers was overheard saying, “If AI can help me figure out how to turn my coffee into code, it can def find a cure for whatever ailment I’m suffering from from my coding sessions…” 🤖💔 But let’s not kid ourselves; this is fine (picture the dog in the burning room meme) 😅🌪️! With AI predicting which drugs will be a hit, all while we wait for them to also solve the mystery of why my code won’t compile! 🤯🔍 🔥💥UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Chai Discovery will either cure cancer or accidentally invent a drug that makes your phone explode—either way, we’re all here for the drama! 💣👀 #MemeTech