🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Chai Discovery just flexed that *$70 MILLION* bag to build some next-level AI for molecular shenanigans! 💥🔬 You heard that right, folks — they’re about to turn science into a TikTok dance challenge for biochemists! Dancing molecules, anyone? 👯‍♂️💃 Menlo Ventures just rolled up like Drake at an awards show, pointing at that *stonks* chart—📈💸 because who wouldn’t want to invest in AI that can possibly do more than your college professor ever could? 🤯 “Honestly, we were just trying to figure out how to get caffeine molecules to stop judging us at 3 AM,” said a *completely real* Chai developer quoting himself in a group chat. 🤖💬 Meanwhile, other scientists are sitting around like, “This is fine,” as they try to comprehend the *galaxy brain* level of funding. 🤷‍♂️🔥 But let’s be real—$70 million for AI that might make your drug cocktail or just play Candy Crush on repeat? 🤔 Cringe! The real tea? They will probably make a “Lettuce AI” app that pairs your greens with the perfect molecular structure! 🥬🚀🍵 🧙‍♂️ HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every household will have an AI that cures hangovers! 💥💀💊 TIME TO RAISE THAT VC! #ChaiToTheFuture #MolecularMadness