🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: CFOs are tired of AI that’s all smoke and mirrors, and they want it REAL, fam! 🤡💀 "Stop showing us your marketing demos and give us the receipts!" said one CFO who definitely didn’t just binge-watch "The Office" for 48 hours straight. 😂💼 So like, these money-wizards are stepping up their game and saying "Nah, fam, we need metrics that actually matter" instead of trying to sell EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES 2.0! 🤔📉 They’re ready to dish out some serious 💰 💰💰 for AI that doesn’t crash harder than a Windows 98 PC during a Zoom call! It's basically a galaxy brain moment: **CFOs realizing that if they want their companies to ride the AI train instead of end up in the digital dumpster fire 🔥, they gotta have EDUCATED investments.** And like, could you imagine a CFO pulling a Drake pointing meme at an overpriced AI demo? 🥴 "Yeah, I’ll take those profits instead, no cap!" So here’s the hot take 🔥: *In 2025, we’ll all be required to have a CPO (Chief Profit Officer) to oversee damages from those “cutting-edge” AI investments! Prepare your cringe compilations now!* 🤖🚀 Stonks? More like *shrugs* 🚀💀💸! Share this chaos, fam! 💥💥